Earrings! Bath Bombs! Straight Razors! Rum! Cutting Boards! Spice Sets! Popcorn! And plums! The Grinch wants to steal 'em and dump them off the top of Mt. Crumpit.
He's as cuddly as a cactus, he's as charming as an eel, he's a real bad banana with a greasy black peel. His brain is full of spiders, he has garlic in his soooooouuuuul....
*We have the thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
If you're sick of Christmas or just can't shake your resting Grinch face, you'll want to bring your heart that's two-sizes too small to snap a selfie with your holiday humbug.